Travels of The Great Mazzu

Ask me anything   Hello, and welcome back to those who may have followed my first Tumblr account! My name is Matt, and I am... well, a melting pot of things, really :P Army veteran, student of animation at SCAD, Disney fanatic (especially the classics), Looney Tunes fan, video game nerd... the list goes on and on. This particular Tumblr is my attempt to get back into having a Tumblr, so I'll (try to) update as much as possible. I also appreciate any Ask that you feel like sending to me, so don't be shy about that!

nurseblonda:

when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about

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me 99% of the time

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Please tell me, Tumblr, that out of all online forums, you guys won't tolerate this. →

Humanity in general just makes me sick.

— 2 weeks ago with 1 note
#zelda williams  #robin williams  #buzzfeed  #social media  #humanity  #i hate people 

joutacujoh:

Consider this:
Which one of your OCs are most likely to run/walk into a glass door

Is “all of them” an acceptable answer?

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— 2 weeks ago with 11150 notes
#OC's 
michaelshillingburg:

All the food friends together! (Rendered pixelly to cut down the file size)

michaelshillingburg:

All the food friends together! (Rendered pixelly to cut down the file size)

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pkpow:

grrspit:

nessanotarized:

nativefemboy:

thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street. A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

powerful Black Science Man

Exactly.

“I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.
This is a good illustration of what’s wrong with the US criminal justice system.

Bossed up

Hard to argue with science, dog.

pkpow:

grrspit:

nessanotarized:

nativefemboy:

thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.

A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

powerful Black Science Man

Exactly.

“I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.

This is a good illustration of what’s wrong with the US criminal justice system.

Bossed up

Hard to argue with science, dog.

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darkthoughtsdarkdeeds:

bunniesbeertittiestattsschlongss:

s1uts:

lovingthystruggle:

mireligionerestu:

If you honestly think these weren’t the best Batman movies then I’ll be praying for you, the Villain casting was LEGENDARY.

Agreed

This might be one of my favorite posts. 

Batman Forever Does not Exist. But yeah casting was spot on.

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thepoliticalfreakshow:

mediamattersforamerica:

Fox host Tucker Carlson has a message for male victims of domestic violence: "That is embarrassing, getting beaten up by your girlfriend." 

But domestic violence against men, carried out by women, is no small problem. In 2013, the CDC reported that 29% of heterosexual men in the U.S. reported being victims of domestic violence at the hands of their female partners. And that doesn’t account for the number of assaults that go unreported.

If anyone should be “embarrassed,” it should be Fox, given Tucker Carlson’s repulsive behavior. Rhetoric like his is a perfect example of why male victims may be less inclined to speak out about their abuse. 

Carlson’s minimizing abuse of men in no isolated incident. In early June, the same host said that teenage boys think that sexual harassment from a female teacher is the "greatest thing that ever happened." A month later he attacked a kid for reporting statutory rape as "whiny."

F*ck Tucker Carlson and F*ck Fox News!

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Walt Disney introducing the plans for Disneyland.

(Source: gameraboy, via zip-adee-doo-da)

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